[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Joke

*Jack goes into the Ritzy Glitz Restaurant and 

treats himself to a huge meal with lots of champagne,

  finishing up with a Havana cigar.* 

*Finally the waiter brings the bill on a silver tray. 

It comes to ninety -nine dollars and ninety -nine cents,

 so Jack pays him with a hundred-dollar bill.*

*About five minutes later, he calls the waiter back

 and asks for his change.*

*Without altering his expression, the waiter leaves

 and returns a moment later with the silver tray. 

On it is a penny and a pack of condoms.*

*Jack is shocked, and demands an explanation. 

The waiter lifts his nose in the air, and says, 

"Sir, it is the policy of our restaurant to encourage 

customers like you not to reproduce !"*

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