Thursday, 22 June 2017

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2017-06-22 1:11 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:








 
 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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2017-06-22 0:56 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:




 

First half of the story is already circulated to you and perhaps you would 
have read.  In continuation thereof, further additional story is here to entertain you.  Enjoy.   Also a Father's Day joke as bonus added on.










I love this Story, this is the funniest thing I'm reading this week! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
 
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
 
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
 
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?😕"
 
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."
 
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*
🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍
 
The story continues....😏
 
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.
 
Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.
 
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."😲😲😲😲😲😲
 
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
 
Story continues....
 
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
 
*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*
 
Story continues...
 
After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......
 
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*
 
Story continues....
 
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
 
It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.
 
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.
 
She bought her items and returned home happily.
 
*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*
😷😷😷😷😷
 
Story continues....
 
On getting home, his car was gone.😈😈😈😈😈
 
A note was pasted on the door
 
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".😇😇😇😇
 
Damn it... He left with the house key too.
 
😂😂😂😂
 
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose
😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
 
Don't laugh alone. Please share
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

*The Art of dealing ....*
 
A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.
 
But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. 
 
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, *"Young man, you said you hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet you closed the deal for $75,000 to the young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no discount for this model !*
 
"The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
 
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
 
Just then the young woman walked over to the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
 
*_"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get him to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."_*
 
Once again..... don't mess with seniors. I love this one. 
A great laugh. 😛😛😛😛😛






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