Friday 31 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Story: The drowning Cat

A wise old man was sitting at the river bank when he saw a cat that had fallen into the water, flailing around, trying to save itself from drowning.

The man decided to save the cat. He stretched his hand out but was scratched by the cat. He pulled his hand back in pain.

However, a minute later he stretched his hand out again to save the cat, but it scratched him again, and again he pulled his hand back in pain.

Another minute later he was yet again trying for the third time!!

A man, who was nearby watching what was happening, yelled out: "O wise man, you have not learned your lesson the first time, nor the second time, and now you are trying to save the cat a third time?"

The wise man paid no heed to that man's scolding, and kept on trying until he managed to save the cat.

He then walked over to the man, and patted his shoulder saying: "My son.. it is in the cat's nature to scratch, and it is in my nature to love and have sympathy. Why do you want me to let the cat's nature overcome mine !?!!

My son: Treat people according to your nature, not according to theirs, no matter what they are like and no matter how numerous are their actions that harm you and cause you hurt sometimes.

And do not pay heed to all the voices that loudly call out to you to leave behind your good qualities merely because the other party is not deserving of your noble actions.

When you live to give happiness to others, Allah Ta'ala will send you those who will live to give happiness to you.

"Is the reward for good anything but good?" -55:60

Be beautiful in character and hearts will love you.

So never regret the moments you gave happiness to someone, even if that person did not deserve it.

And suffice in the fact that you have a Lord Who will reward you for good with good.

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Story: How Big Is Your Frying Pan

Are you setting your sights too low?

I heard of a woman who fished all morning and never caught anything. But a man in the next boat was reeling in a fish every time she glanced over. Then, to make matters worse, he kept the small ones and threw the large ones back into the water!

She couldn't stand it any longer. She called over to him, "How come you're throwing the big ones back?"

He answered by holding up a little frying pan.

We may think that is silly but, in our minds, don't we all hold up frying pans? Every time we throw away a big idea, a magnificent dream or an exciting possibility, are we measuring it against a small frying pan?

We talk about making more money or be­coming more successful, but I believe that this con­cept works in other, and sometimes more important areas, as well. We can love more than we ever dreamed possible! We can be happier and live more fully than we ever thought we could! What we can do or become is limited more by the size of the frying pan in our minds than by actual circum­stances.

Author Brian Tracy reminds us that "you are not what you think you are, but what you think, you are." Think big. Dream big. Pray big... and look for big results. It all begins with changing the size of your thinking.

What would happen if you threw away the frying pan you have been using to measure the size of your dreams, and replaced it with a larger one? What would happen if you decided that it may really be possible to have a better relationship with the one you love, or that you actually can be hap­pier and more fulfilled than you are now? What would hap­pen if you decided never to settle for anything less than what you truly want? What if, from now on, you threw the little fish back and kept the big ones?

And what if you decided to begin today?


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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Babysitting


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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ The greatest cause for divorces

IS MARRIAGE !

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 50 YEARS OF MARRIAGE - GRAND JOKE FOR UGADI!

Pitiful man !

2017-03-31 14:12 GMT+08:00 Janakee Subramanian <thayani2007@gmail.com>:
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On Thu, Mar 30, 2017 at 10:28 PM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:






50 Years of Marriage
Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.

"So Sally," asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"

"I am 78 years old," replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."

"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter.  The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"

"I'm also 78 years old," replies Harry, "and, please God, I should live to be 101."

"But why," asked the reporter, "would you want to live one year longer than your wife?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Harry, "I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."






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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ CATCHING LOBSTER


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2017-03-31 0:49 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:








.How a dog is trained
to catch a Lobster from
the sea




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Thursday 30 March 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 50 YEARS OF MARRIAGE - GRAND JOKE FOR UGADI!

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50 Years of Marriage
Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.

"So Sally," asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"

"I am 78 years old," replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."

"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter.  The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"

"I'm also 78 years old," replies Harry, "and, please God, I should live to be 101."

"But why," asked the reporter, "would you want to live one year longer than your wife?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Harry, "I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."






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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 50 YEARS OF MARRIAGE - GRAND JOKE FOR UGADI!







50 Years of Marriage
Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.

"So Sally," asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"

"I am 78 years old," replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."

"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter.  The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"

"I'm also 78 years old," replies Harry, "and, please God, I should live to be 101."

"But why," asked the reporter, "would you want to live one year longer than your wife?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Harry, "I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."






[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ CATCHING LOBSTER









.How a dog is trained
to catch a Lobster from
the sea




Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Today's Joke

:  )

2017-03-30 10:47 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
A damn good one! 👇

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
                😂💃😆

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Wednesday 29 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Today's Joke

A damn good one! 👇

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
                😂💃😆

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ The next big update for Windows 10

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Tuesday 28 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Xi


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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Two difficult things to achieve!

Aver nice one Dr Maheshji/. I enjoyed it thoroughly.


On Friday, 24 March 2017, 21:12, Hoe Jin Chin <chenheren@gmail.com> wrote:


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Monday 27 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Monkey War !

They are fighting for territory !

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Bao Bao - Washington to China

Bao Bao, Bei Bei's elder sister, only understand English.

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Sunday 26 March 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Same feelings


2017-03-26 9:26 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
Two days after the marriage, Man went to the beauty Parlour,  where his wife was made a bride, and handed  a box of the iPhone 7 to Madam with the parlor as a gift in wonderful packing ..... 🕺🏼 
Madam thanked him and happily opened the box 
and
 found a Nokia 1100 model inside the box and  a   letter  which said 
~
"Same Feelings" 
😂🤣

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ BLUE SUIT


2017-03-26 13:27 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:





The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. 

The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time. 

The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" 

Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. 

After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. 

The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads."







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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Animals getting high with Amarula Fruits!

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