Thursday 30 June 2016

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ लाइन छोटी है,पर मतलब बहुत बड़ा है ~

wow...........amazing.  LOL

2016-06-30 23:29 GMT+05:30 Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com>:
लाइन छोटी है,पर मतलब बहुत बड़ा है ~

उम्र भर उठाया बोझ उस कील ने ... 
और लोग तारीफ़ तस्वीर की करते रहे ..
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✴ पायल हज़ारो रूपये में आती है, पर पैरो में पहनी जाती है 
और..... 
बिंदी 1 रूपये में आती है मगर माथे पर सजाई जाती है 
इसलिए कीमत मायने नहीं रखती उसका कृत्य मायने रखता हैं.
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✴ एक किताबघर में पड़ी गीता और कुरान आपस में कभी नहीं लड़ते,
और 
जो उनके लिए लड़ते हैं वो कभी उन दोनों को नहीं पढ़ते.... 
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✴ नमक की तरह कड़वा ज्ञान देने वाला ही सच्चा मित्र होता है,
मिठी बात करने वाले तो चापलुस भी होते है।
इतिहास गवाह है की आज तक कभी नमक में कीड़े नहीं पड़े।
और मिठाई में तो अक़्सर कीड़े पड़ जाया करते है...
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✴ अच्छे मार्ग पर कोई व्यक्ति नही जाता पर बुरे मार्ग पर सभी जाते है......
इसीलिये दारू बेचने वाला कहीं नही जाता ,
पर दूध बेचने वाले को घर-घर
गली -गली , कोने- कोने जाना पड़ता है ।
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✴ दूध वाले से बार -बार पूछा जाता है कि पानी तो नही डाला ?
पर दारू मे खुद हाथो से पानी मिला-मिला कर पीते है ।
〰〰〰
इंसान की समझ सिर्फ इतनी हैं
कि उसे "जानवर" कहो तो
नाराज हो जाता हैं और
"शेर" कहो तो खुश हो जाता हैं!
✴ वाह रे दुनिया और दुनिया की रीत ।.
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एक गाँव में शेर घुस गया।
पता है फिर क्या हुआ??????
जो काम सरकार सालों से नहीं कर सकी वो काम शेर ने 3 दिनों में कर दिया।
गाँव वालों की खुले में शौच जाने की आदत बदल गई।
("स्वच्छ भारत अभियान")
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लालू यादव वास्तव मे ईमानदार नेता है
वरना बिहार कि ऐसी शिक्षा व्यवस्था होने के बावजूद अपने
पुत्र को दसवी कक्षा पास नही करायी इन्होने..
वो भी मुख्यमंत्री होते हुए
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कुदरत का सबसे बडा सच ::--
💧 यदि आप फूलों पर सो रहे हैं
        तो ये आपकी पहली रात है l
💧 और यदि फूल आप पर सो रहे
        है तो ये आपकी आखिरी रात है l
(अजब तेरी दुनिया गज़ब तेरा खेल)
**********************
💧 मोमबत्ती जलाकर मुर्दों को याद
        किया जाता है l
💧 और मोमबत्ती बुझाकर जन्म
        दिन मनाया जाता है l
****************************
(कैसी विडम्बना है हमारे देश की)
💧 फूलन देवी डाकू होकर भी
        चुनाव जीत गई थी l
💧 और किरन बेदी पुलिस वाली
        होकर भी हार गई l
(किस्मत के खेल निराले मेरे भैया)
**************************
कितनी अजीब दुनिया हैं, जहाँ औरतें 'दूसरी औरतों
की शिकायते करते नहीं थकती,
जबकि पुरूष 'दूसरी औरतों' की तारीफ करते नहीँ
थकते !!! पुरुष सच में महान हैं !!
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 पुराने जमाने में जब कोई
अकेला बैठकर हंसता था, तो लोग
कहते थे… कि इसपर कोई भूत-
प्रेत का सांया है..!!
आज कोई अकेले में बैठकर हंसता है
तो कहते हैं…मुझे भी SEND कर दे 
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भारत अब साफ सुथरा रहेगा क्योंकि अब पूरी ,
" निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर " की टीम
" संसद " में मौजूद है ...!!
हेमा ,रेखा ,जया ,और सुषमा ,
सबकी पसंद ,निरमा ...
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क्या आपने कभी सोचा है कि
 औरतें मांग क्यूं भरती हैं?
औरतें मांग इसलिए भरती हैं ताकी लोगों को 
पता चल जाए की इस प्लाट की रजिस्टी हो चुकी है 
पुरुष👱कभी मांग नहीं भरता क्योंकि ये तो गोचर 
🐂 भूमि है इसकी रजिस्टी नही हो सकती। 
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शादी के समय आपने देखा होगा वरमाला के समय मे 
जब दुल्हन 👸 और उसके साथ मे तीन 
चार और लडकियां आती है उसका क्या तात्पर्य है?.........
उसका तात्पर्य है कि जिस प्लाट की रजिस्टी हो रही होती हैं 
उस नक्शे मे आसपास खाली प्लाट दिखाने पड़ते है .........
इसमे  भी एक समस्या है कि कुछ की रजिस्टी हो 
चुकी होती है और कइयो पर अवैध कब्जा चल रहा होता हैं ।

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Who is the Begger?

very nice message conveyed

On Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 9:30 AM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:
 
One day, a very wealthy man was walking on the road. Along the way, he saw a beggar on the sidewalk.
 
The rich man looks kindly on the beggar and asked, "How did you become a beggar?
 
The beggar said, "Sir, I've been applying for a job for a year now but haven't found any. You look like a rich man.
 
Sir, if you'll give me a job, I'll stop begging."
 
The rich man smiled and said, "I want to help you. But I won't give you a job.  I'll do something better.
 
I want you to be my business partner. Let's start a business together.
 
The beggar blinked hard. He didn't understand what the older man was saying. "What do you mean, Sir?
 
"I own a rice plantation. You could sell my rice in the market. I'll provide you the sacks of rice.
 
I'll pay the rent for the market stall..
 
All you'll have to do is sell my rice. And at the end of the month, as Business Partners,  we'll share in the profits.
 
Tears of joy rolled down his cheeks. "Oh Sir," he said, "you're a gift from Heaven. You're the answer to my prayers.
 
Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He then paused and said, Sir, how will we divide the profits?
 
Do I keep 10% and you get the 90%? Do I keep 5% and you get the 95%? I'll be happy with any arrangement.
 
The rich man shook his head and chuckled. "No, I want you to give me the 10%. And you keep the 90%.
 
For a moment, the beggar couldn't speak. When he tried to speak, it was gibberish. Uh, gee, uh, wow, I mean, huh?
 
He couldn't believe his ears. The deal was too preposterous.
 
The rich man laughed more loudly. He explained, I don't need the money, my friend.
 
I'm already wealthy beyond what you can ever imagine.
 
I want you to give me 10% of your profits so you grow in gratitude
 
The beggar knelt down before his benefactor and said, Yes Sir, I will do as you say.
 
Even now, I'm so grateful for what you've done for me!
 
And so that was what happened. He forgets where the blessings came from.
 
Each day, the beggar now dressed a little bit better operated a store selling rice in the market. He worked very hard.
 
He woke up early in the morning and slept late at night. And sales were brisk, also because the rice was of good quality.
 
And after 30 days, the profits were astounding.
 
At the end of the month, as the ex-beggar was counting the money, and liking very much the feeling of money in his hands, an idea grew in his mind.
 
He told himself, Gee, why should I give 10% to my Business Partner? I didn't see him the whole month!
 
I was the one who was working day and night for this business. I did all this work!  I deserve the 100% profits!
 
A few minutes later, the rich man was knocking on the door to collect his 10% of the profits.
 
The ex-beggar opened the door and said, "You don't deserve the 10%. I worked hard for this.
 
I deserve all of it!" And he slammed the door.
 
If you were his Business Partner, how would you feel?
 
Friend, this is exactly what happens to us
 
God is Our Business Partner.
 
God gave us life-every single moment, every single breath, every single second. God gave us talents-ability to talk, to create, to earn money God gave us a body-eyes, ears, mouth, hands, feet, heart. God gave us mind- imagination, emotions, reasoning, language. So do we need to give back Our Business Partner something in return?
 
Who is the beggar?
Have A Nice Day,

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ GRAND PARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE

wonderful.  very true.  

On Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 9:54 AM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:
Received a hilarious one for our generation.!!����

*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

��
Good Morning !

At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.��

Beeeeeppp...

● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.

● If you want to borrow the car, press 3.

● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4.

● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

● If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

● If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.

● If you want to come to eat here, press 8.

● If you need money, press 9.

● If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre, start talking...we are listening !

*I love it every time I read this* !
������

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ GRAND PARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE

Received a hilarious one for our generation.!!����

*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

��
Good Morning !

At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.��

Beeeeeppp...

● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.

● If you want to borrow the car, press 3.

● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4.

● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

● If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

● If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.

● If you want to come to eat here, press 8.

● If you need money, press 9.

● If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre, start talking...we are listening !

*I love it every time I read this* !
������

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Interview at Alcohol Factory

Interview at Alcohol factory
In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass."It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed…

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Who is the Begger?

 
One day, a very wealthy man was walking on the road. Along the way, he saw a beggar on the sidewalk.
 
The rich man looks kindly on the beggar and asked, "How did you become a beggar?
 
The beggar said, "Sir, I've been applying for a job for a year now but haven't found any. You look like a rich man.
 
Sir, if you'll give me a job, I'll stop begging."
 
The rich man smiled and said, "I want to help you. But I won't give you a job.  I'll do something better.
 
I want you to be my business partner. Let's start a business together.
 
The beggar blinked hard. He didn't understand what the older man was saying. "What do you mean, Sir?
 
"I own a rice plantation. You could sell my rice in the market. I'll provide you the sacks of rice.
 
I'll pay the rent for the market stall..
 
All you'll have to do is sell my rice. And at the end of the month, as Business Partners,  we'll share in the profits.
 
Tears of joy rolled down his cheeks. "Oh Sir," he said, "you're a gift from Heaven. You're the answer to my prayers.
 
Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He then paused and said, Sir, how will we divide the profits?
 
Do I keep 10% and you get the 90%? Do I keep 5% and you get the 95%? I'll be happy with any arrangement.
 
The rich man shook his head and chuckled. "No, I want you to give me the 10%. And you keep the 90%.
 
For a moment, the beggar couldn't speak. When he tried to speak, it was gibberish. Uh, gee, uh, wow, I mean, huh?
 
He couldn't believe his ears. The deal was too preposterous.
 
The rich man laughed more loudly. He explained, I don't need the money, my friend.
 
I'm already wealthy beyond what you can ever imagine.
 
I want you to give me 10% of your profits so you grow in gratitude
 
The beggar knelt down before his benefactor and said, Yes Sir, I will do as you say.
 
Even now, I'm so grateful for what you've done for me!
 
And so that was what happened. He forgets where the blessings came from.
 
Each day, the beggar now dressed a little bit better operated a store selling rice in the market. He worked very hard.
 
He woke up early in the morning and slept late at night. And sales were brisk, also because the rice was of good quality.
 
And after 30 days, the profits were astounding.
 
At the end of the month, as the ex-beggar was counting the money, and liking very much the feeling of money in his hands, an idea grew in his mind.
 
He told himself, Gee, why should I give 10% to my Business Partner? I didn't see him the whole month!
 
I was the one who was working day and night for this business. I did all this work!  I deserve the 100% profits!
 
A few minutes later, the rich man was knocking on the door to collect his 10% of the profits.
 
The ex-beggar opened the door and said, "You don't deserve the 10%. I worked hard for this.
 
I deserve all of it!" And he slammed the door.
 
If you were his Business Partner, how would you feel?
 
Friend, this is exactly what happens to us
 
God is Our Business Partner.
 
God gave us life-every single moment, every single breath, every single second. God gave us talents-ability to talk, to create, to earn money God gave us a body-eyes, ears, mouth, hands, feet, heart. God gave us mind- imagination, emotions, reasoning, language. So do we need to give back Our Business Partner something in return?
 
Who is the beggar?
Have A Nice Day,