Wednesday, 26 April 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ WHAT A BAD DAY TODAY!







A Really Bad Day
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." 






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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Men will Men

The greatest cause for divorces is marriage !

2017-04-26 20:31 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: "I have made all attempts. It's not working. 
I can't take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom's place !! 😡😥 

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself,  "What the hell is she talking about??? 

Fridge is working fine!!" 😝

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Too Tired to Walk

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2017-04-26 20:44 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home.

"Oy Morris," said grandma," You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ?"

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."

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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ A Bike Ride

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2017-04-26 20:51 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
A BIKE RIDE

 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ A Bike Ride

A BIKE RIDE

 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Too Tired to Walk

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home.

"Oy Morris," said grandma," You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ?"

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Men will Men

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: "I have made all attempts. It's not working. 
I can't take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom's place !! 😡😥 

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself,  "What the hell is she talking about??? 

Fridge is working fine!!" 😝

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