Sunday, 30 April 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ NEWLY WEDS









On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. 

"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:" 

"In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I dont want sex at all." 

"If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex." 

"And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex." 

"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied. 

"Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink." 

"If I have only one drink, that means I do not want sex." 

"If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex." 

"But if I have three drinks, your hair does not matter."







[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ LETTER BOMBS











A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. 

After they had finished, one said: "Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope?" 

"I do not know," said the other, "Open it and see." 

"But it will explode!" 

"Do not be stupid! It is not addressed to you!"








[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ CALLING DOGS

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.
CALLING DOGS BY NAME

Listen very carefully
when the name is spoken.






Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Army dogs reply to stone pelters in j&k

Can't see clearly. 
Look like German Shepherds, they are protective of their owners.



2017-04-30 21:54 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:














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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

I thought fairies are neither males nor females !

2017-04-30 21:48 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:





40 Years of Marriage?


 
40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
 

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
 

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'
 

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.
 

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!
 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
 

The husband became 92 years old.
 
The moral of this story: 

Men who are ungrateful bastards should
 

remember fairies are female
 .....
 

SEND THIS
 

TO A 
WOMAN WHO NEEDS 
A GOOD LAUGH .
 

AND TO ANY 

MAN
 WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!
 






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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Army dogs reply to stone pelters in j&k

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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE






40 Years of Marriage?


 
40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
 

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
 

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'
 

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.
 

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!
 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
 

The husband became 92 years old.
 
The moral of this story: 

Men who are ungrateful bastards should
 

remember fairies are female
 .....
 

SEND THIS
 

TO A 
WOMAN WHO NEEDS 
A GOOD LAUGH .
 

AND TO ANY 

MAN
 WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!