Saturday, 27 October 2018

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Starting very young!

 

 

The young mother is very happy. Her three month old infant boy is crying---eeeeeiiiis eeeeqeltooo yemseee squaaare ( e=mc2).  As a young pregnant mother when the baby in her womb was hardly one month foetus,she attended the Abhimanyu School, to make her baby get trained for the IIT JEE,very early. The concept of that school is that the babies in womb actually listen and perceive and all the feelings of the mother get absorbed in the growth of the baby. Mothers must start feeling the IIT JEE by learning the subjects when they are pregnant. When a mother scores high grades, the brilliance goes to the baby in the womb.

 

The young mother wrote the weekly tests of the Institute, which charged a hefty Three Lakhs, scored top marks and the Principal of the Institute told her that she can expect her baby to come out with top rank when, it grows into 16 years.

 

The Baby is well provided. Its toys sing the various formulae of Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry. A small computer is placed near its bed, so that it becomes familiar with computing while growing. In fact the date and exact time of the birth of the baby was determined by the most reputed Astrologer and the baby was delivered caesarean.

 

The marks she scored in the Institute became the marks of the Baby. There was bitter rivalry among the Subadras, the name of students in the Institute). Some very vocal and strong willed mothers fought bitterly for grades in the valuation of the answer sheets. After all they are the grades of their babies in the womb.



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