When dying, Mr Smith told his wife, ``Be faithful to my memory or I shall turn in my grave.'' Two years later Mrs Smith reached her heavenly abode and enquired about her husband, Mr Smith. Gabriel told her, ``Madam, there are million named Smith. Is there anything you can further relate to identify him.'' ``Oh yes, my husband said he would turn in his grave if I was not faithful to his memory,''Mrs.Smith replied. ``Oh! You mean spinning wheel Smith.''
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At the Japanese Embassy in the USA Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before his meeting with President Bill Clinton. The instructor said, `Mister Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say: ``How are you?' then Mr. Clinton will reply: ``I am fine, and you?' to this you must say: `Me too.'' After that we translators will do all the work. It's quite simple.'
But when Prime Minister Mori met President Clinton, he mistakenly said: `Who are you?'
Clinton was a bit shocked, but managed to react with humor, `Well, I am Hillary's husband.'
At this, Prime Minister Mori confidently replied: `Me too.'
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Santa was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport-size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell out of his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor of the bus.
Politely he asked the sari-clad female standing in front of him, `can you lift that sari? I want to take photograph.'
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