One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got
home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the
balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said
"My previous patient was looking bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first
day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."
fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is
shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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