Marriage Quotes By Men! - I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. - Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. - A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..' - Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. - A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!' - Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. - If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? - A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. |
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