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!!!FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS!!!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn … we messed up … but that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to
them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats
wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot
better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over
REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even
just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you
either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this post
REAL FRIENDS: Will Share this post
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