[KM] Keep_Mailing Most STUPID Questions People usually ask

1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?

 

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again? 

3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?

 

4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!

5. When someone call's on land-line n asks where r u?

Me: I'm in market with telephone around my neck...!!!

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Thanks & Regards

Pramod Patil

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