Tuesday, 30 April 2013

[KM] Keep_Mailing She's Smart

A Couple watching an IPL match together:

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It's Bangalore vs Kolkatta.

Wife : Is the umpire calling for a helicopter ?

Husband : No. It's a Free Hit.

Wife : Now whom is he saying "Hi" to ?

Husband : He is signaling a "Bye" run.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband Turns off the TV

Wife Immediately Turns it on again and starts watching Saraswati Chandra

Husband: Who is Saraswati Chandra
 here?
Wife: Don't you dare to disturb me....

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Thanks & Regards
Pramod Patil

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