[KM] Keep_Mailing FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS

!!!FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS!!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn … we messed up … but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to
them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats
wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot
better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over
REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even
just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you
either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this post
REAL FRIENDS: Will Share this post

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