Thursday, 28 February 2013

Re: [KM] Keep_Mailing Joke with Quote

nice...

On 2/28/13, Murli dhar Gupta <mdguptabpl@gmail.com> wrote:
> Joke with Quote
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is holding hands in the street.
> Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
> Marriage is a take home packet.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is cuddling on a sofa.
> Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is talking about having children.
> Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is going to bed early.
> Marriage is going to sleep early.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is a romantic drive.
> Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is losing your appetite.
> Marriage is losing your figure.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
> Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> TV has no place in love.
> Marriage is a fight for remote control.
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> [image: Love & Marriage]
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> A man asked the Lord Buddha "I want Happiness"
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> The Lord Buddha said "First remove 'I' That's ego"
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> "Then remove 'Want' That's desire"
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> "See now you're left with only 'Happiness' "
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