1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: - Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: - Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here...
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: - Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: - No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....Why don't you try again?
3. at a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: - Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: - Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. at a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer: - No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. at a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: - Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: - No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: - Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: - No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: - Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: - No, it's autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: - No it won't. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question: - Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: - Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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