[KM] Keep_Mailing Joke with Quote

  Joke with Quote

 

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.





Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.





Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.






Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.







Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.






Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.







Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.







Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.






TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

 A man asked the Lord Buddha  "I want Happiness"

The Lord Buddha said  "First remove 'I' That's ego"

"Then remove 'Want' That's desire"

"See now you're left with only 'Happiness' "

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