[KM] Keep_Mailing DOCTORS

DOCTORS... 
Let me tell you about my doctor. 

He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, 

He'll go out and come in again. 
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice 

for three years 

Before he realized she was Chinese.
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Another time, 

he gave a patient six months to live. 

At the end of the six months, 

the patient hadn't paid his bill, 

So, the doctor gave him another six months. 
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While he was talking to me, 

his nurse came in and said, 

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." 

The doctor said,

"Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in 

the office and yelled, 

"Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" 

The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops." 
~~~~~
One patient came in and said, 

"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

 The doctor asked, "When did it start?" 

The man replied,"When did what start?" 
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I remember one time I told my doctor

 I had a ringing in my ears. 

His advice: "Don't answer it." 
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. 

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said, 

"Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."
~~~~~
Another guy told the doctor that 

he thought he was a deck of cards. 

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." 
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, 

He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating. 

You wait a month and a half for an appointment, 

Then he says, 

"I wish you had come to me sooner."

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