A wife
| DavidBissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. | | | Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. | | | Socrates | By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. | | | Anonymous Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. | | | Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? | | | Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. | | | Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." | | | Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." | | | James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." | | | Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. | | | Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... | | | Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. | | | Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. | | | Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. | | | Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." | | | Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." | | |
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