Quite a strange deal!
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage,a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a largeinsurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and thenarranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-sideunderworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explainedto the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spousewas $10,000.
The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn'thave any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man openedhis wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar asdown payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local CostcoSupermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department andproceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspectingwoman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of theproduce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice butto strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by thehidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, whoimmediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before hecould even leave the premises.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the wholesordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the haplesshusband who was also quickly arrested.The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're going to hate me for this....)
"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ COSTCO"
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