Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ LITTLE JOHNY

Little Johnny !

2017-08-15 1:16 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

 

Little Johnny's teacher was having trouble with his disrupting the class by always telling lies and making up stories. She went to the principal about this, and he told her the next time this happened to send Little Johnny to his office. Sure enough, here came Little Johnny. The principal was ready to teach him a lesson. He told Johnny to take a seat, he wanted to tell him a story. He explained, "Johnny, the other day I decided to go duck hunting, but I only had two shots. So, I fired my first shot, and killed two ducks. They were falling out of the sky, and fell into a tree, where they hit four squirrels and killed them. So, the two ducks and four squirrels came falling to the ground, where they hit two rabbits and killed them, too. Just as I was going to gather up my animals, a bear came out and started to get them. Then the weirdest thing happened. A little dog showed up out of nowhere. and attacked the bear, so I was able to get all the animals I had killed. Now, Little Johnny, you believe that story don't you?" Little Johnny answered, "Sure I do! That was MY dog, and that's the third bear he's gotten this year!"

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