Tuesday 15 August 2017

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Getting revenge with marriage


Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." 

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." 

Johnson: "But I want you to." 

Wife: "But why?" 

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"





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