Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ JOKE: Praying Woman

Good one !

2017-08-27 1:17 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

Husband tells wife that he is going for a 3 day church conference.

Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, "Darling, let's pray together before you leave."

Husband says, "Yes."

Wife prays loudly, "Oh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies."

Husband: "Amen!"

Wife: "Oh Lord! Let my husband become impotent, if he commits adultery."

Husband: Silent ...

Wife: "Oh Lord! If he commits any adulterous act, let him not come home alive."

Husband silent....Now sweating!

Wife: "Oh Lord! If he cheats, kill him..."

Husband: "Oh shut up!!! I am no longer going! The holy spirit just told me that the meeting is cancelled!"

"POWER OF A PRAYING WOMAN"

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