Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ ONE LINERS

cool ones

On 4 April 2017 at 22:46, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:







 


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.
 
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
 
On a bulletin board: 

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. 
 
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading 
 
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. 

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
 
 
Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.' 
 
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.... 
 
Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman. 
 
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.. 
 
Getting Caught 
Is The Mother Of Invention.
 
 
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone 
 
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
 
 
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.. 
 
Sign In A Restaurant: 
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
 
 





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