Wednesday 19 April 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Why only Indians are reborn

I do not know who wrote this.  But, from my side I feel it is humiliating (even for fun they cannot write in this manner).  Several videos have already been released and we all have seen a video where a chinese beggar begs during the day and in the evening he changes his dress and goes in car.  Indians never do this.  

My sincere request, friends do react to such posts so that they stop writing.

Regards

On Sat, Apr 8, 2017 at 6:54 PM, Hoe Jin Chin <chenheren@gmail.com> wrote:
Chinese people reincarnate.

2017-04-08 16:44 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
Classic!  O God !!! Could not help laughing. ...

Why only Indians are Reborn (based on the Karma system)

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said:

'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians here in Heaven and they are causing problems.They're swinging on the pearly Gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce & Gabbana saris instead of their white robes, they are driving Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling off their halos at discounted prices''.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas & drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!

They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. 

If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Gabriel calls Satan on the phone…

Satan answers the phone: 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.'

Satan returns to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel: 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'Satan says: 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.

'After about 2 minutes, Satan returns to the phone andl says: 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'

Gabriel repeats the question: 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Satan says: 'Man I don't believe this... Hold on.' This time Satan was gone at least 5 minutes.

He returns and says: "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and are trying to make Hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot !!

And since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone & Internet connection between Heaven & Hell, between ME & GOD !!

They have started a social network service for the troubled, and believe in Karma, and are good in convincing others. 

Some were trying to start a chai pakora, chole-batura, dosa & samosa, barfi, chakli and dhokla shop, which I had to stop.

They are excellent in corrupting everyone, and my staff is being bribed by them.

I am having difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better than from where they came.

I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them.

I am therefore requesting, "O GOD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive - for re-birth."

So now you know – "why Indians are the only ones that are re-born".

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