Why Ladies hate Doctors?
Before giving Anesthesia Doctor asked Lady. " Whats Your Age Madam? "
Lady : 24 years!
Doctor : Madam are you sure this is correct age? Because the amount of Anesthesia will depend upon your age.
Lady : 30 years!
Doctor : Look Madam.. it's upto u. Lesser amount of Anesthesia could wake u up during operation and u could go into comma as well.
Lady : 38..
Doctor : ( Once again..) Look Madam.. if u are not gonna tell me ur real age then wrong amount of Anesthesia will directly affect your livers and they may fail as well.
Lady : Screamed and said.. 49! That's it, I am not gonna change my age any further even though my dead body comes out of the operation Theater.