Sunday, 23 April 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Just Enjoy this Joke

Just read this and you will truly understand the reason.

A couple is watching an IPL match on TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies  like his brother.
Husband:  He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee 
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian 
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. 😜
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit? 
Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?
Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'.
Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV 

Wife turns it on and watches 'Balika Vadhu'
Husband: Who is this Anandi?
Wife: Tumhari Maa...
How many times have I told you.. Don't disturb me when I'm watching TV..

Husband:  --------I'm off to the _________.

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