A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just pack everything & get out!!' ****************************** ************* A Polish immigrant went to the Motor Reg Department to apply for a driver's license. First he had to pass an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish immigrant replied, 'I know the guy.' ****************************** ***************** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We now have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.' |
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