On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband.
"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:"
"In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I dont want sex at all."
"If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex."
"And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex."
"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied.
"Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink."
"If I have only one drink, that means I do not want sex."
"If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex."
"But if I have three drinks, your hair does not matter."
"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:"
"In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I dont want sex at all."
"If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex."
"And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex."
"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied.
"Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink."
"If I have only one drink, that means I do not want sex."
"If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex."
"But if I have three drinks, your hair does not matter."
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