[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ ONE LINE HUMOUR

One Line Humors... Regular naps prevent old age,  especially if you take them while driving. 😀😀 Having one child makes you a parent;  having two you are a referee. 😀😀 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is  always right and the other is the husband! 😀😀 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.  I tried - but they wanted cash. 😀😀 A child's greatest period of growth is the month after  you've purchased new school uniforms. 😀😀 Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 😀😀 Don't marry the person you want to live with,  marry the one you cannot live without,  but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 😀😀 You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 😀😀 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 😀😀 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of  resting before you get tired. 😀😀 Marriage is give and take.  You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 😀😀 My wife and I always compromise.  I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 😀😀 Those who can't laugh at themselves  leave the job to others. 😀😀 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 😀😀 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,  always with the same person. 😀😀 You're getting old when you enjoy remembering  things more than doing them. 😀😀 It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,  he still ends up with the same boss. 😀😀 Real friends are the ones who survive transitions  between address books. 😀😀 Saving is the best thing.  Especially when your parents have done it for you. 😀😀 Wise men talk because they have something to say;  fools talk because they have to say something. 😀😀 They call our language the mother tongue  because the father seldom gets to speak! 😀😀 Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! 😀😀 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?  It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands  before the fight begins! 😀😀 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 😀😀 It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.  It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 😀😀 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 😀😀😃😃😃

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