[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ HUSBAND STORE

This is golden oldie but with 

additional section at the end

Husband Store   

A store that sells new husbands 

has opened in New York City , 

where a woman may go to 

choose a husband. 

Among the instructions at 

the entrance is a description 

of how the store operates: 

You may visit this store 

ONLY ONCE! 

There are six floors & the value of 

the products increase as the 

shopper ascends the flights. 

The shopper may choose any

 item from a particular floor, 

or may choose to go up to the 

next floor, but you cannot go back

 down except to exit the building! 


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store

 to find a husband. On the first floor 

the sign on the door reads: 

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs 


She is intrigued, but continues 

to the second floor, 

where the sign reads: 


Floor 2 - 

These men Have Jobs and 

Love Kids. 


'That's nice,' she thinks, 

'but I want more.' 


So she continues upward. 

The third floor sign reads: 


Floor 3 - 

These men Have Jobs, 

Love Kids, and are Extremely 

Good Looking..... 


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels 

compelled to keep going. 


She goes to the fourth floor 

and the sign reads: 

Floor 4 - 

These men Have Jobs, 

Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good

 Looking and Help With Housework. 


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 

'I can hardly stand it!' 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor 

and the sign reads: 


Floor 5 - 

These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, 

are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with

 Housework, and Have a Strong

 Romantic Streak. 


She is so tempted to stay, 

but she goes to the sixth floor, 

where the sign reads: 


Floor 6 - 

You are visitor 31,456,012 

to this floor. There are no men 

on this floor. This floor exists

 solely as proof that women are

 impossible to please.. 

Thank you for shopping at

 the Husband Store.

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PLEASE NOTE

To avoid gender bias charges

the store's owner opened

a new Wives store just

across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives

that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that

love sex & have money

and like beer.

The 3rd, 4th, 5th and

6th floor have never been visited.

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