[KM] Keep_Mailing Fwd: Blonde in Emergency Room

 

Courtesy: Bob

  Blonde in Emergency Room  with blown Index Finger

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 

'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 

'So then?' asked the doctor. 

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $5,000.00 for veneers, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 

'So then?' 

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. 

So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

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