[KM] Keep_Mailing Jokes for fun :)

 Good Evening J

 

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
 
bcoz it means...
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E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
 
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
 
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
 
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
 
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
 
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Simple..
 
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
 
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
 
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
 
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

 

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...

 

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess

 

"FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

 

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion?

 

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
 
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
 
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

 

Have a great week end…J

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jeet

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