Tuesday, 19 March 2013

[KM] Keep_Mailing Funny lines


[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.


[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.


[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.


[5] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



[6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



[7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.


[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


[10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


[12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


[15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.


[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


[18] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.


[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 


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