Monday, 1 May 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ NEWLY WEDS

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2017-05-01 12:17 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:








On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. 

"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:" 

"In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I dont want sex at all." 

"If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex." 

"And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex." 

"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied. 

"Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink." 

"If I have only one drink, that means I do not want sex." 

"If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex." 

"But if I have three drinks, your hair does not matter."







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