Keep Mailing: Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Laughter is the Best Medicine

Tuesday 7 February 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Laughter is the Best Medicine

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2017-02-07 1:36 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?"

4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"

5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"

6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus..

Share if U wanna put a smile on someone's face.. Too hilarious

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