Sunday, 19 February 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Some Short Ones

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
Because I can't afford a vacation.
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!
Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?
Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?
Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!

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