[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Some Short Ones

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!

Because I can't afford a vacation. So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!

Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory? Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask? Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!