The sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. 
Staff asked:
What happened?
Secretary:
He asked me : Are you free tonight? 
I said yes !
The rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!
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Shocking introduction at a party...
One man to another ..
Meet my wife Tanya ..
2nd one : ya, I know her.
1st one : how..?
2nd one : We were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one : What??? Angrily.. What the hell you are talking..??
2nd one : During lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.
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Police: Are you married?
Pappu: Yes, with a woman.
Police angrily : Of course! Did you even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Pappu: Yes, my sister did....!!!
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--
For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!
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One day I asked my Heart......
What is love ?
Heart Replied:
Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....
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