Keep Mailing: Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Some Jokes

Sunday, 26 February 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Some Jokes - Enjoy

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2017-02-26 14:36 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

The sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..

Staff asked:
What happened?

Secretary:
He asked me : Are you free tonight?

I said yes !
The rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

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Shocking introduction at a party...

One man to another ..
Meet my wife Tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : We were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : What??? Angrily.. What the hell you are talking..??

2nd one : During lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.
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Police: Are you married?
Pappu: Yes, with a woman.
Police angrily : Of course! Did you even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Pappu: Yes, my sister did....!!!
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!

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One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....

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