Baap of all Jokes....
A VILLAGER WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS
wife for 4 years while his wife was in their native place.
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues
in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.....
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked
how's this *Happy Event* happened,when he had
not seen his wife for *4 years*...
The man said it is common in their village that
neighbour's take care of the wife when men are away.
The confused colleagues asked
"How will you ppl decide the surname for your children?"
The man explained,
"If its the *Second Neighbour* who has taken care,
then the name would be *DWIVEDI*
If it is the Third Neighbour then it would be
*TRIVEDI*
If it is the Fourth Neighbour then it
would be *CHATURVEDI*
If its the Fifth Neighbour then it would be
*PANDEY*
After listening to this, questions followed,
"What if it is a *Mixture of Neighbours*?"
"Then the boy would be named
*MISHRA*"...
"And what if the Wife is Too Shy to tell
the name of the neighbour ?"
Then it would be *SHARMA*
"But what if She Refuses to Divulge
the Name of the Neighbour ?"
Then the name of the child would be *GUPTA*
"If She Does Not Remember the name then ?'
"It is *YAAD-AV*"...
"But who knows whether the child resulted from a Rape ?'
Then it will be named *DOSHI*
"Finally, if the child happened because of Wife's Burning Desire ?"
Then he will be named *JOSHI*
"And if the Whole Village had made Efforts for the Happy Arrival ?"
*DESHPANDEY* 👏 😜😄😛😁😝
Absolute Classic!!!
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