Thursday 26 January 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ You better Hurry Home!!

Good one, but do priests get married ?

2017-01-26 1:17 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
Bob goes to his friend Sam and says ...
 
"I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him 
in church for an hour after mass for me?"
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After mass, he starts talking to the priest, 
asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Bob what he's really up to.
 Bob, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest...

"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, 
so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"

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