Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Baap of all Jokes...

It must be hilarious !  :  )

2017-01-10 13:38 GMT+08:00 Janakee Subramanian <thayani2007@gmail.com>:

Hilarious.  Hope no one takes it offensively.

On Tue, Jan 10, 2017 at 9:26 AM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:

 Baap of all Jokes....

 

A VILLAGER WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for 4 years while his wife was in their native place.

 

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.....

 

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how's this *Happy Event* happened,when he had not seen his wife for *4 years*...

 

The man said it is common in their village that neighbour's take care of the wife when men are away.

 

The confused colleagues asked "How will u ppl decide the surname for ur children?"

 

The man explained, "If its the *Second Neighbour* who has taken care, then the name would be *DWIVEDI*

 

If it is the Third Neighbour then it would be *TRIVEDI*

 

If it is the Fourth Neighbour then it

would be *CHATURVEDI*

 

If its the Fifth Neighbour then it would be *PANDEY*

 

After listening to this, questions followed,"What if it is a *Mixture of Neighbours*?"

 

"Then the boy would be named *MISHRA*"...

 

"And what if the Wife is Too Shy to tell the name of the neighbour ?"

 

Then it would be *SHARMA*

 

"But what if She Refuses to Divulge the Name of the Neighbour ?"

 

Then the name of the child would be *GUPTA*

 

"If She Does Not Remember the name then ?'

 

"It is *YAAD-AV*"...

 

"But who knows whether the child resulted from a Rape ?'

 

Then it will be named *DOSHI*

 

"Finally, if the child happened because of Wife's Burning Desire ?"

 

Then he will be named *JOSHI*

 

"And if the Whole Village had made Efforts for the Happy Arrival ?"

 

*DESHPANDEY* 👏 😜😄😛😁😝

 

Absolute Classic!!!

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