Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ SPAGHETTI

Kiya baat hai!

Send some more!!

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On Tuesday, May 27, 2014, Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com> wrote:

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"SPAGHETTI"

For several years, a man had been having an 

affair with an Italian woman. 

One night, she confided to him that 

she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, 

he paid her a large sum of money if she would go 

back to Italy to secretly have the child.

Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, 

he would provide child support 

until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he 

would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply

 mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" 

on the back when the child was born.

He would then arrange for the 

Child Support Payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, 

he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, 

"You received a very strange postcard today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,"

 he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband

 read the card, turn white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, 

two without.

Send extra sauce!!

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