Saturday 31 May 2014

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Mr NARENDRA MODI  - Prime Minister of India

We want to see Muslims carrying 'Quran' in one hand and 'computer' in the other!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8zcscKYaBo

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San Francisco, CA — On Monday history was made at the

 Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as the first-ever

state recognized human-animal marriage took place.

 

Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during

the ceremony.  Joining him was his faithful dog Mac who is

36-years-old in dog years.  Mac ended up wearing a white

veil at the last moment.

 

Father McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told

reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of this

joyous moment of life. "This is the definition of true love my friends.

There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and

his faithful dog," McHale said.

 

"Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the

state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax

benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married

couple would receive. It's a fantastic day to be alive!"

 

So how could this have happened?

In the book of California's State Laws and Regulations there is a little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in 1850.  According to article 155, paragraph 10, it clearly states:  If a man and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!

 

In attendance was Horner's entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the

event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special celebrity

appearance was Alex from Stroh's and Spuds Mckenzie.

 

"I just love my Mac so much, I can't wait till we can finally get back to the

honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal.  Gosh, get

with the times California!  We can marry here just fine, but

love making is a big no-no," said Horner.

 

"People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog.  I told them

I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is

allowed to have.  Don't tell me I can't marry my dog.  I don't tell you

that you can't marry a 500 lb woman with herpes.  That's your decision.

 Don't tread on me.  I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred

times more than any gay wedding out there."

 

With this wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books,

one can only ask what is in store next?  A man marrying a toaster?

A toaster marrying a dog? A toaster marrying a toaster?

 

                                                                                                         

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Allah Almighty blessed humankind with pride and worthiness,

greatness and magnanimity.

"Verily we have honoured the Children of Adam ..."

(Quran, 17:70).

Allah (SWT) even goes as far to praise Himself upon the creation of the human masterpiece:  "So blessed be Allah, the Best of Creators!"

(Quran, 23:14).

This means that if a person accepts the path of guidance and goodness,

he can surpass the angels.

Likewise, if he neglects guidance from Allah, he will fall below the

level of the animals.

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