[KM] ♥Keep_Mailing♥ 5 RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:
 Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
 He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time
to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each
other or you could end up dead like me.

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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."

    

Rajesh kannoly

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