Who is a Psychiatrist ?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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