5 NUNS IN A BAR
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie,
Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to
St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing
on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their
traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided
to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools,
which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighbourhood.
All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes
when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered
the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and
almost fainted at what they saw.
Too cute not to forward................ ;
GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOUR, LORD,
GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,
TO GET SOME HUMOUR OUT OF LIFE, AND
PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK
'Every Day Above Ground ... Is A Good Day'