Joke Of Da Day...
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning all up against a wall. The owner asks the clerk,
OWNER – What's with that guy over there leaning on the wall?
CLERK – He came in this morning to get something for his cough. Since I couldn't find the cough syrup, I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.
OWNER – You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!
CLERK – Oh yeah? Look at him standing there. He's afraid to cough!