Thursday, 4 May 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Jesus Saves

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
 his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
 hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to
 set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the
 better job".
 So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They
 moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes.
 They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They
 downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did
 every
 known job.
 But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
 across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
 electricity went off.
 Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the 
 underworld.
 Jesus just sighed.
 The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
 his computer. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's
 gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
 Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
 past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He
 cheated, how did he do it?"
 God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves".

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