[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ A Good Joke

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

 "My son is a priest. When he walks into 

 a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

 The second Catholic man chirps,

 "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 

 The third Catholic gent says,

 "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

 "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 

 She proudly replies,

 "I have a daughter, 

 SLIM

 TALL

 FAIR

 BEAUTIFUL 

 36"

 24"

 36"

 When she walks into a room, people say,

Ohhh "Jeeeeesssssus!".