ONLY THE SMARTEST GET THE JOB..
Questions and answers are the basics of any job interview,
Here is something the so called management gurus' 'll never share with you.
Gone are the days when the bosses were the smartest, if you are more free and witty better the chances of getting hired...
Here are some routine questions but out of the box answers...
Q: Tell us about yourself
A: YOURSELF is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
A: Asking stupid questions to new candidates.
Q: What are your expectations?
A: Salary on time.
Q: What challenges you faced in your earlier job?
A: Staying awake after lunch.
Q: Why do you want to join our company?
A: Firstly, nobody hiring me, secondly this is very close to my home.
Q: Well, what attracts you to our company?
A: The receptionist.
Q: Why you left your previous job?
A: Previous company shifted office but never gave me new address.
Q: Are you willing to travel 20 days a month?
A: Yes Sir!!! Just don't ask where I had gone.
Gentleman you are hired join us immediately and keep the wittiness intact, we need sharp and alert people.
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